Score: 8

"Most interesting..."

submission: Furry Hentai Game Demo

date: October 1, 2009

I've been hearing about Zone Archive for many years now, but for the most part, you guys have only done, like, Anime and pseudo-Anime characters, as well as any other animated female that most people agree is "Hot". Therefore, it surprises me that you have made this, which, as previously stated, is a commission of what I am assuming is an original character (To my knowledge), and a furry one at that... although one could argue the Aisha Clan-Clan one sort of passes that line, so this is more than acceptable.

Anyway, I find this one to be particularly interesting, as it seems to be set in 1920, or somewhere in the pre-sound era of film. The sound of the film rolling gets sort of repetitive, but the cracking effects and the vertical desync are very appropriate. But it still brings me to wonder: just what exactly was the motivation for setting this in the early 1900's? Is that just the timeframe of this particular character?

All i-

Whoa... Okay, I JUST now - as in, I was in the midst of writing this - clicked the camera button in the corner and suddenly it turns into pretty much the same old thing as all the others... Now I'm rather confused. Is this just for the people who would rather it be in full color with techno music playing in the background? That's what kills it for me every time.

Nevertheless, this one is original from the various (And rather generic) Zone Archive sex scenes. I'm hoping to see more of such variety in the future.

Score: 8

"I'll bet no one's seen this in two years..."

submission: Science Fiction Garbage

date: July 3, 2009

...Which is a bit of a shame, really, because this particular animation has so many oddities that it would take too much time to even begin to describe it. So I'll just cut straight to the opinions.

By today's standards, the animation on this is a little lacking, although some parts are obviously better animated than some. The humor manages to keep up with the sense of utter randomness as Dimensions shift and a dismembered hand adds Mustaches wherever it pleases. The whole thing flows really well without any -major- breaking points. A very good submission in its own right.

Score: 8

"I actually don't know what to write..."

submission: Purgatory Pizza!

date: April 7, 2009

...Because, this animation was so off-the-wall that it somehow feels out of place at Newgrounds (And that feels like an unbackabler statement). Oh, I don't even know where to begin with this...

...Firstly, the one thing I kept noticing was random arcade game references throughout the movie (Ms. Pac-Man, Street Fighter and Altered Beast, etc.), and at first it seems pretty silly, until I realized that Pizza Parlors used to be THE place to go to play arcade games. So, kudos to you for that, I suppose.

Second, the ideas and scriptwriting went above and beyond creativity... Seriously. A pizza parlor, in Purgatory, employing God's rejected creatures? That alone is a plot so diverse and unparalleled to give this movie, and any of its potential sequels or series, a lot of merit.

The only problem I saw here was the animation was decent at best. It wasn't bad, but it looks like half the time they're just standing there using the same body model. Give the animation a little more spice and this could be a real winner, going down in the anals of the portal!

So, you know, good job, keep it up, all that jazz. Best of luck,

~Dr-Smart